Inaugural Post!

This week brought the tragic news that Ghost Whisperer has been cancelled. It was unexpected and it hit me right it the gut. To understand my response you have to think back to September 12, 1994 when Party of Five first aired. I had just begun my studies at CU and while I may have seen the show, must’ve seen the show, I have no memories of it. In December of 1997, I graduated, got engaged, and moved to Seattle with my fiancĂ©. We rented an apartment and tried to make a life together on minimum wage. It was no hill of beans, but it was ours. And we were in love. We talked and talked and when we couldn’t talk anymore, we read Lolita out loud and I cried when Humbert Humbert said to a married, pregnant Lola that it was a mere 20 paces to his car and wouldn’t she please walk those 20 paces with him. And when we couldn’t stand the sound of our voices anymore, we listened to the radio. It just so happened that NPR was featuring Undaunted Courage unabridgedly read by the author or Meriwether Lewis or Methuselah, for all I know. It was painfully detailed, radically slow, desperately monotone, but by god, it was the best entertainment we had. We did our best to cope. There were cigarettes and wine and a sort of heady resignation that only two young people without disposable income can muster.

Then one day everything changed. I came home after work to encounter the biggest television set I have ever seen sitting right in the middle of my living room. Much, much deeper than wide, heavy as lead, old as the gods, and beautiful crowned with the best bunny ears I could find. Cable was unaffordable, but that TV couldn’t have received it anyway. Oddly, even without an antenna, we could always clearly get PAX TV as if it was beamed from some other, darker source than the transmission tower that fed the other stations. Whatever the case, that massive TV brought Party of Five into our little home. It was such a dimly-lit show and on our giant-but-weak television it was almost completely black. We made fun of those Salinger kids as they ate dinner in the dark, argued in the dark, even Claude practiced her violin in the dark. But we watched it because it was one small step above radio and one giant leap for us.

And time passed, as is its wont. And Jennifer Love Hewitt turned into the It Girl. Launched by Po5, she starred in mediocre but popular films like I Know What You Did Last Summer and I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. In 2000 she was cast as the title character in the TV movie The Audrey Hepburn Story. She even did a commercial for Hanes in which she flounced about in various stylish outfits and fought dramatically with an ill-fitting bra. Everyone loved her, how could you not? Her middle name compelled you to do so. And then in 2005 she took a job on Ghost Whisperer. I’ve never personally seen an episode or know anyone who has, but it ran regularly for five years with no buzz whatsoever. Without scandal, Jennifer L. Hewitt showed up every Friday night, season after season. She never went to rehab, or jail, or released a sex tape. No, she simply did her job competently (I assume) expecting nothing in return but monetary compensation. And for that, she should be applauded. The show’s cancellation won’t have any impact on me. It will continue to re-air on ION, oddly enough. But maybe it signals the closing of a certain chapter in TV history. The classic hard-working, straight-living Hollywood gives way to the Lindsey Lohans and Real Housewives and TMZ (whatever the shit that show is). RIP, Ghost Whisperer. Now let’s get on with the blog!


  1. LOL. I'm loving this. And I hate Jennifer.

  2. My mom corrected me. I didn't graduate and move to Seattle in 2007. It was 1997! I thought I'd lost a decade around here somewhere.